Hey hey look what I created!

fishingboatproceeds:

zeolily:

For six long months, my malfunctioning gallbladder and I were forced to live without pizza. When I ate a slice of pizza without pain for the first time a couple weeks ago, it was pretty much like this. And by “pretty much like this,” I mean I was wearing a red wig, holding a purse, dressed as a mermaid, and very happy. 

This is utterly terrifying and yet oh so brilliant..